3am And There’s A Lack Of Peanuts
Words & Music: Whelan. © 2021 Fat Statues.
It's 1am, the party's pumping, 1am, Van Halen's jumping, 1am, the drinks don't stop their... Flooooooow. It's 2am and we've got the munchies, 2am, nuts and Crunchies, 2am, the snacks are running... Loooooow. It's 3am and there's a lack of peanuts, 3am, a lack of peanuts? 3am, a lack of peanuts... Noooooo!
“Noooooo!”
“What’s the worst thing that can happen at a party?
The host throws up on his girlfriend? No.
A carpet is stained with red wine? Maybe.
The dog eats a hash brownie? Nah, that’s just funny!
No, the worst thing that can happen at a party is running out of snacks after the shops have all closed.
Nooooo!”
