Lyrics
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It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This
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Words: Manns, Music: Manns. © 2024 Fat Statues. Got a belly full of beer and a glint in my eyeIt doesn’t get much better than thisKeys to my Porsche…
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CCTV (Pixelated Lives)
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Words & Music: Whelan. © 2024 Fat Statues. Pan, tilt, and zoom, Guard’s slumped in a room, Checking the football results. Ignoring the screens, The action unseen, Unless there’s…
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Teetotal Drinking Song
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Words: Manns, Music: Manns/Whelan. © 2024 Fat Statues. Saturday night, it’s time for a pint The weekend is finally here We’ve got stories to share, we can let down…
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A Change Is As Good As A Rest
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Words & Music: Whelan/Manns. © 2023 Fat Statues. Kisses the kids goodnight and then heads for the door She paints on camouflage as she goes off to war Pulls…
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Unrequited Everything
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Words: Manns, Music: Whelan. © 2023 Fat Statues. Your husband says you should put down your phone and come and eat the dinner you prepared He thinks that you…
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Save It For Another Day
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Words & Music: Whelan. © 2022 Fat Statues. I’ll study to pass the bar, Flash lawyer in my own company. My office on the top floor, Gold name plaque…
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Murder At Worthy Farm
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Words & Music: Whelan. © 2021 Fat Statues. In an ocean of tents on a midsummer’s day, Whilst bands were playing the pyramid stage, Pink welly boots and heart-shaped…
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Stone Lions
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Words & Music: Manns. © 2021 Fat Statues. There’s one on every corner, every street of every town One house that is different, trying to stand out Looks down…
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Death Of An It-Girl
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Words & Music: Manns. © 2021 Fat Statues. She didn’t die before she got old, just faded away The few years in the limelight, then so many in the…