Fat Statues

  • It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This

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    Words: Manns, Music: Manns. © 2024 Fat Statues. Got a belly full of beer and a glint in my eyeIt doesn’t get much better than thisKeys to my Porsche…

  • Hello!

    Hello!

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    Welcome to fatstatues.com! It’s been hard work, but we’re finally up and running. It’s been a mammoth task to deal with hosting, learn WordPress, troubleshoot issues with Cloudflare and…

  • CCTV (Pixelated Lives)

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    Words & Music: Whelan. © 2024 Fat Statues. Pan, tilt, and zoom, Guard’s slumped in a room, Checking the football results. Ignoring the screens, The action unseen, Unless there’s…

  • Teetotal Drinking Song

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    Words: Manns, Music: Manns/Whelan. © 2024 Fat Statues. Saturday night, it’s time for a pint The weekend is finally here We’ve got stories to share, we can let down…

  • A Change Is As Good As A Rest

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    Words & Music: Whelan/Manns. © 2023 Fat Statues. Kisses the kids goodnight and then heads for the door She paints on camouflage as she goes off to war Pulls…

  • Unrequited Everything

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    Words: Manns, Music: Whelan. © 2023 Fat Statues. Your husband says you should put down your phone and come and eat the dinner you prepared He thinks that you…

  • Save It For Another Day

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    Words & Music: Whelan. © 2022 Fat Statues. I’ll study to pass the bar, Flash lawyer in my own company. My office on the top floor, Gold name plaque…

  • Low Life

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    Words & Music: Whelan. © 2021 Fat Statues. Running fast, from the past, Before they turn the screw. Bitter taste. Poker face. There’s no more he can do. Had…

  • Murder At Worthy Farm

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    Words & Music: Whelan. © 2021 Fat Statues. In an ocean of tents on a midsummer’s day, Whilst bands were playing the pyramid stage, Pink welly boots and heart-shaped…

  • Stone Lions

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    Words & Music: Manns. © 2021 Fat Statues. There’s one on every corner, every street of every town One house that is different, trying to stand out Looks down…