An acoustic-ish duo from Wiltshire, UK, playing original material.


Fat Statues are a Wiltshire, UK-based mainly-acoustic duo consisting of Ronnie (Guitar/Vocals) & Moz (Vocals/Guitar) who were formerly one half of the 2000s band Tragic Pleasure.

They write and play original material with a distinctive sound that is all their own.


Fat Statues On Social Media

Not just a mic stand, it's a cat stand as well. #catslife

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Fat Statues stickers, now available at our gigs! Make your own fat-o-caster, like me!

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Managed to get round the whole of Bristol Guitar Show without buying anything! Had a very itchy wallet at times though. 

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Thanks for having us Donny’s Kitchen we had a great night of music, alcohol-free beer and dirty fries. Looking forward to playing again soon.

Happy birthday The Forum, Bath (Official), 90 years old. Very lucky to get on the behind the scenes tour. This is the wall backstage that the acts that play there get to sign. We’re available to sign that wall and play any time! #justsaying

Fat Statues field trip to see GoGo Penguin, fantastic musicianship, exhausted just watching them.


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